Following on from the monumentally successful Interlude #1 here, I thought I'd add some more little links.
For this one I told the recipients:
That some people need a hit;
Some people are in a God damn hurry;
Everyone loves Berries;
You need to make your consumers feel like putty in your hands;
Without [the product], life has no joy, no hope, no nowt;
We brainstormed a lot;
We worked very quickly indeed;
... but we never mixed our drinks.
I love doing this. It allows me to try and make my addled mind into something that has elements of logic attached to it.