I took these in Berlin last month:
I love the top one. I mean - they've just got everything wrong haven't they? Bad grammar and bad use of capitals - and all when the others around them are fine. I spoke about this on Monday morning to people here. If in doubt - look it up. Simply by whacking it into google you can get a decent indication for starters. But then I guess it'd mean we wouldn't get any Engrish - and that would be a loss for society.
And as for the bottom - I'm not sure of the German for kerning - but it's like they've made an attempt to just get the spacing all different. Wouldn't that take even longer than automatically spacing them?