I go to the USA pretty regularly, and I love visiting. I was over there for Christmas and New Year doing various things, and noted down a few things that I like. Here they are.
Number 537: A random bar like Whiskey's has 18 beers on tap.
Number 61: Getting ID'd when you're bald with a beard. And 32 years old.
Number 718: They know which ales are worth importing. Newcastle Brown Ale is widespread, Carling isn't.
Number 18: People drinking a light beer whilst demolishing a pile of onion rings the size of a house.
Number 182: Approximately 82% of all ads include the words 'Professional driver. Closed course.'
Number 278: The irony of watching two men beat the living shot put of each other next to a 'Happy Holidays' sign on the ice hockey coverage.
Number 418: Seeing at least 5 different sponsors involved in every sports game, seemingly without any relevancy. 'Captain Morgan goal of the week' at the ice hockey anyone?
Number 74: Using the words 'fuel efficient' when showing a Nissan stating 34MPG at the same time.
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